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By Jack Fertig

Forecast for Nov. 27-Dec. 10, 2007

Aries — Your relationship—or your process of searching for one—benefits from a mad, explosive adventure; the wilder or more exotic, the better. Jump out of an airplane, study Urdu, or go to a party wearing only cellophane. Better yet, use your own imagination and daring!

Taurus — Office romances are usually a bad risk, but not to be entirely ruled out right now. The gym is a better bet. Whomever you play with can introduce you to techniques that may open you to entirely new erotic pleasures.

Gemini — High culture is not without low thrills. Appreciation of the fine arts can introduce you to a new companion (or a few of them) who may introduce you to thrills even Hieronymus Bosch couldn't imagine!

Cancer — The domestic arts can get very kinky. Just think of what you can do with a turkey baster and a spatula! Clothes pins? Let your own imagination wander, and the pantry and broom closet will never look the same again.

Leo — Even the sweetest poetry seems to exude lewd double entendres. Everyone's feeling a bit randier lately, and you are one of the more outspoken spirits of the zeitgeist. Keep it as sweet and delicate as you can; subtlety will open better opportunities.

Virgo — Invest in a home furnishing or “objet d’art” of the sort that you would only show your naughtiest friends. A token of licentious play, even if few see it, will draw fun into your home for as long as you live there.

Libra — Anything you say can and will be held against you. Even your most gracious utterances take on a lewd tone, but that can work to your advantage. Time and place are always considerations, but don't be afraid to exploit any opportunity to titillate.

Scorpio — The world seems a tad raunchier than usual. This could put you in big demand if you don't dismiss it as "amateur night." Pay close attention to your instincts, whether they tell you to hide out alone or with someone you cherish.

Sagittarius — You may feel you have a delicate touch in social affairs, but you're coming off a lot stronger than you think. That can work very well for you. Don't be shy, but keep a friend handy to gauge your energy and effect.

Capricorn — Working behind the scenes is helpful in promoting yourself, but everything is completely visible now. Your attention to integrity, maintenance and details will prove a stronger suit than you expect.

Aquarius — Being open to entertaining entirely different values and notions will help you to appreciate different points of view—including your own—all the better. The less you try to win an argument, the more you can learn from it.

Pisces — Holding back is the only way you can go wrong. Your boldness and daring will surely be rewarded, especially in romance. Even you will be amazed at what you can accomplish and whom you can best in any challenge.

Jack Fertig is a professional astrologer since 1977 living in San Francisco, but traveling often. He can be reached for consultations at (415) 864-8302, through his website at www.starjack.com and by e-mail at QScopes@qsyndicate.com.

 
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