By Paul V.

Queens of the Stone Age were reportedly booted from a Los Angeles rehab facility a couple of weeks ago—not as patients, but performers. They attempted to play a brief set for patients as a goodwill gesture, but were escorted out by security after starting the set with their drug-referencing song, “Feel Good Hit of the Summer.”

Wanna know what the offspring of a balding man and a woman who looks like a trannie might look like? You can see for yourself in about nine months, as Nicolette Sheridan just announced she’s pregnant with Michael Bolton’s child.

The Gaydar website seems to be really popular with ’80s pop singers. Bronski Beat singer Jimmy Somerville is on it and, according to his profile, he likes having sex with men in suits, specifically guys wearing a double-cuff shirt (preferably pink), black socks and cufflinks. And Gaydar is also where Boy George hooked up with the escort he reportedly chained to his bed. George has now officially been taken into custody over the matter and awaits a hearing on Nov. 26.

Radiohead is planning to drop their new effort, In Rainbows, here in the United States. The popular downloadable disc will physically hit stores on Jan. 1, as the band inked a deal with ATO Records. The label revealed that “Bodysnatchers” and “Jigsaw Falling Into Place” will serve as the focus singles off the disc.

It looks like the marriage of Pink and Carey Hart is on the rocks. Apparently the two have an “open relationship,” in which Hart publicly flaunts the bitches he’s banging. Not to be outdone, Pink was spotted and photographed at Santa Monica’s Viceroy Hotel locking lips with a chick named Kristanna Loken. Personally, I’ve assumed Pink preferred tacos over hotdogs since day one.

Electro upstarts Ladytron have found a new label home via Nettwerk Music Group. The Liverpool outfit is currently in Paris recording their fourth effort, which is expected next May. The group will return to the United States for tour dates in late spring.

Britney Spears Watch:

The paparazzi continue to stake out Britney like dead flesh in a vulture’s nest, and one of them is now in critical condition in the hospital. The dude, who was speeding after her on motorcycle, got hit by the X-17 SUV, which was also on the scene at the Four Season’s Hotel in Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Britney also got caught running a red light at Coldwater Canyon and Mullholland Drive—-texting on her damn cellphone while the kids were in the back seat. Girl, if you’re actually making $170k a month just by sitting around gorging on Cheetos, hire a frickin’ chauffeur already!