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The 10 must-see films of the 2007 Holiday Movie Season
By Ken Knox

So you survived Thanksgiving with the family, but what about
Christmas? How in God’s name are you going to put up
with Mom and Dad’s bickering, sister Susie’s
divorce woes and black-sheep brother Tommy’s impending
jail time—not to mention your significant other’s
constant nagging?
OK, so maybe your life isn’t as chaotic
and dysfunctional as ours, but let’s face it: Everyone
needs an escape from the hustle and bustle of the holiday
season. And now that the Christmas shopping season has officially
gotten under way, what better way to procrastinate than to
sink into a cushioned chair in a darkened movie theater with
a tub of popcorn and a Diet Coke, and take in some of the
season’s
most anticipated movies? Here, then, is our list of the 10
movies you must see before the year ends. Race you to the
theater!
10. Atonement
Director: Joe Wright
Starring: Keira Knightley, James McAvoy, Brenda Blethyn,
Vanessa Redgrave
Release Date: Dec. 7
What’s It About?: A 13-year-old girl (Saoirse Romola)
alters the course of several lives when she accuses her sister’s
(Knightley) beau (McAvoy) of a crime he didn’t commit,
in this adaptation of the Ian McEwan novel. Emotional histrionics
and incessant pining ensue.
Why We Care: Because the last time director Wright teamed
with Knightley, the result was 2005’s beautiful Pride & Prejudice.
We’re hoping lightning strikes twice.
9. I Am Legend
Director: Francis Lawrence
Starring: Will Smith, Paradox Pollack, Salli Richardson
Release Date: Dec. 14
What’s It About?: The last man alive (Smith) battles
nocturnal vampire-like creatures after surviving a plague
that destroyed the human population.
Why We Care: Because the ever-bankable Smith can usually
be counted on to deliver the action-hero goods—and
because it’s always good to make the parents squirm
by luring them into the thriller they thought was a feel-good
sports flick. Buwahahahaha!
8. The Golden Compass
Director: Chris Weitz
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig, Dakota Blue Richards,
Ian McKellen, Sam Elliott, Eva Green
Release Date: Dec. 7
What’s It About?: Philip Pullman’s controversial
His Dark Materials books come to life in this first installment,
in which a young girl (Richards) travels to the far north
to save her kidnapped best friend from a mysterious organization
known as the Gobblers.
Why We Care: With The Hobbit in endless turnaround, a new
Narnia film not due until 2008 and the Harry Potter franchise
nearing its conclusion, we’re jonesing for a good epic
fantasy, and anything that gets the Christian zealots up
in arms is OK with us!
7. Youth Without Youth
Director: Francis Ford Coppola
Starring: Tim Roth, Alexandra Maria Lara, Bruno Ganz
Release Date: Dec. 14
What’s It About?: An aging professor gets a new lease
on life when he is struck by lightning and gets in touch
with the supernatural, in this adaptation of Mircea Eliade’s
novella.
Why We Care: Since the exiled Coppola hasn’t made a
film in a decade, we’re anxious to see what drew him
back to the filmmaking fold. This fantastical thriller sounds
like a departure for him—and a trip for us.
6. Enchanted
Director: Kevin Lima
Starring: Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, Susan Sarandon, James
Marsden, Julie Andrews (voice)
Release Date: Nov. 21
What’s It About?: A fairy tale princess (Adams) finds
herself in modern times with an evil queen (Sarandon) hot
on her tail and a handsome “prince” (Dempsey
as a lawyer) hot on her mind.
Why We Care: With the Disney fairy tale in need of a serious
makeover, this promising live-action overhaul from the studio
should please traditionalists and newbies alike—at
least until the marketing tie-ins start popping up.
5. The Diving Bell and the
Butterfly
Director: Julian Schnabel
Starring: Mathieu Amalric, Emmanuelle Seigner, Max von Sydow,
Marina Hands
Release Date: Nov. 30
What’s It About?: The true story of Elle France editor
Jean-Dominique Bauby’s struggles to pen his life story
following a major stroke that paralyzed everything but his
left eye.
Why We Care: Inspirational true stories are a dime a dozen
these days, but this one—a My Left Foot for the new
millennium—is both harrowing and uplifting. Sort of
like the holidays in general.
4. I’m Not There
Director: Todd Haynes
Starring: Christian Bale, Richard Gere, Cate Blanchett, Heath
Ledger, Michelle Williams, Julianne Moore
Release Date: Nov. 21
What’s It About?: In two words: Bob Dylan.
Why We Care: Because openly gay director Todd Haynes (Poison,
Far from Heaven) is one of the most fascinating talents of
his generation, and this unconventional biopic—which
casts several actors as the influential folk singer—promises
to be one of his most confounding efforts yet.
3. Juno
Director: Jason Reitman
Starring: Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner, Jason
Bateman, Allison Janney
Release Date: Dec. 5
What’s It About?: A knocked-up teenager (Page) decides
to give her baby up for adoption to a well-to-do yuppie couple
(Garner, Bateman).
Why We Care: Because nothing makes us feel better about—or
(gasp) relate to—our own lives than an absurdist comedy
about a wisecracking pregnant teen, her dimwitted boyfriend
and her clueless parents.
2. Persepolis
Directors: Marjane Satrapi and Vincent Paronnaud
Starring: Chiara Mastroianni, Catherine Deneuve, Danielle
Darrieux
Release Date: Dec. 25
What’s It About?: A spunky girl escapes the Islamic
revolution and battles oppression, propaganda and Survivor’s “Eye
of the Tiger,” in this animated adaptation of co-director
Satrapi’s 2003 graphic novel.
Why We Care: The film—a favorite at Cannes (it took
the jury prize)—promises some serious wit, wisdom and
women’s lib, but it’s the surprisingly majestic
black-and-white animation and the smart-alecky tale of survival
that makes this one of our top picks of the season.
1. Sweeney Todd
Director: Tim Burton
Starring: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman,
Sacha Baron Cohen
Release Date: Dec. 21
What’s It About?: It’s about time, that’s
what! The long-gestating film adaptation of Stephen Sondheim’s
stage musical finally hits the big screen with Depp as the “demon
barber of Fleet Street,” who begins slicing up his
customers after a corrupt judge takes his wife and daughter
away from him. Bonham Carter is his sidekick, who begins
selling pies made from the bodies of Sweeney’s victims,
and Cohen plays a nasty rival barber.
Why We Care: Are you kidding? Tim Burton tackling Sondheim?
Johnny Depp singing? Who could ask for a better Christmas
present than this deliciously dark and macabre musical classic?
As for all the reported fake blood? Sing it with us, folks: “Let
it flow, let it flow, let it flow!”
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