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by Billy Masters
“He was a real sweetie pie.”
—Eric Roberts, who plays a minor role in The Dark Knight,
describes co-star Heath Ledger. Do straight men often
call their male friends “sweetie pie?”
Say you sleep with someone and neglect to mention that you
are HIV-positive or have a contagious STD. You can go to
www.inSPOT
LA.org and send this person an anonymous e-card that lets
him know what he's been exposed to. When I first heard about
this, I thought it was a good thing. But then I thought of
the downside. Say I hate someone and start sending them anonymous
warnings. “That wasn't a cold sore—it was a very
contagious case of herpes.” Or “You just rimmed
someone with hepatitis B.” The website says its services
are “free” and “fast.” I'm just not
sure they’re “smart."
I have no such skepticism about the Gay American Heroes Foundation.
This organization is building a traveling exhibition that
will pay tribute to victims of hate crimes and educate people
about the need for stronger legislation. This group is being
championed by Chip Amazing Race Arndt. Since I am on the
honorary board, I attended fundraisers in both L.A. and SoBe
this past week (there was also one in NYC and an upcoming
one in D.C.). The L.A. event held at East/West Lounge drew
a huge number of community leaders and luminaries. All eyes
were on the interaction between Chip and his ex, Reichen
Lehmkuhl. What most people don't know is that Reichen and
Chip are both very supportive of each other. Reichen is also
on the honorary board and posed between his present paramour,
model Ryan Barry, and Chip. During his remarks, Chip thanked
Reichen and Ryan for “all they do in the L.A. community”—a
phrase that earned more than a few snickers. But, ya know,
posing naked is hard work! We'll post photos from the event
on our website.
I was happy to spend some time catching up with Robert Gant,
who is also on the board. Bobby told me that Logo is still
developing his idea for the Gayonic Man series. He also enjoyed
his recent stint on Nip/Tuck. “I don't want to get
too preachy with my projects. I really like making people
laugh—and if there's a message along with that, great!” He
added that when he went to www.BillyMasters.com, he was surprised
to see an old video of him on a beach. What shocked me is
this gorgeous Adonis of a man saying, “I looked at
myself back then and thought, ‘Wow—how ripped
was I?’” I always like hearing that someone like
Gant can still feel a bit envious of others—even if
the other is a younger version of himself!
Down at the SoBe fundraiser at Halo, the crowd was slighter,
but just as enthusiastic. I was thrilled to meet another
member of the honorary board—Judge David Young. Our
very first gay TV judge sent me a fan letter shortly after
getting his show. We've corresponded and tried to get together
in various cities, but our schedules never seemed to mesh—until
now. He's quick, funny and smart as a whip. And his lover
is also a judge—they're kinda like a gay version of
Judges Judy and Jerry! Needless to say, we know all of the
same people and we do like to dish. We're having lunch later
this week, so everyone should be very nervous!
The delectable Channing Tatum has been cast as Duke in the
theatrical film G.I. Joe (you can see nude photos of Channing
on our website). The cast also includes Sienna Miller, who
has made more of a name for herself as the other woman in
various marriages on either side of the pond. She does that
so well, you'd expect her to be a better actress than she
is.
Rumors swirl that Oprah's next film project will be a big-screen
adaptation of the musical version of The Color Purple. Fantasia
Barrino is being wooed to return to the role that earned
her acclaim on Broadway. But there's a minor glitch—she
could be pregnant ... again! While on Broadway, she missed
quite a few performances because of “illness,” and
rumor had it that she's expecting. When the possibility of
renewing her contract for three more months came up, she
abruptly left the show. Since then, she's been laying low—even
blowing off a Martin Luther King, Jr. tribute at her hometown
church. Something smells fishy ... well, fishier than usual!
Diana Ross has no trouble getting an audience—it's
keeping them happy that's the hard part. Take her recent
performance at the Air Jamaica Jazz & Blues Festival
last Saturday. The stadium held 40,000 and they were ready
for a great show. Earlier acts included Mary Mary, Billy
Ocean and Koko Taylor. Before Miss Ross walked on stage,
the jumbotrons went black. The audience booed when a voice
informed them “to honor Miss Ross' wishes, she will
not be shown on the monitors.” Security was also on
high alert to confiscate any cameras or cell phones taping
footage from the show. Diana did a one-hour set, which everyone
could hear, but only a small fraction could see. The booing
continued through the show and many simply left in disgust.
My favorite Grease: You're The One That I Want contestant
was hunky Derek Keeling. He will be channeling his inner
Elvis in the musical All Shook Up, at the Richard and Karen
Carpenter Performing Arts Center in Orange County from Feb.
22-March 9.
Joan Rivers’ new play, A Work in Progress by a Life
in Progress, which she workshopped in San Francisco last
summer, will officially premiere at the Geffen Playhouse
in Westwood. Opening night is, ironically enough, my birthday—Feb.
13. If someone throws in the Tony Roma’s onion loaf,
I could be in heaven.
Last week's column was filled with obituaries and I had hoped
this week death would take a holiday. But I must acknowledge
the passing of Jahna Steele. Jahna was a trailblazer for
transsexuals—having been a Vegas showgirl and an outspoken
advocate for accepting transgendered people. She always conducted
herself with grace, compassion and humor. She was a helluva
gal! Rest in peace.
This week's “Ask Billy” note will make many fans
very happy. This anonymous fan writes: I saw Equus starring
Daniel Radcliffe in London at the matinee performance of
May 9, and captured three videos. They are dark, but
if you'd like them for the site, I'd be happy to provide
them. You can see ass and brief cock, and there is audio. I
like your site and have been a fan for years.
That's my kinda fan—someone who not only takes a video
in a theater, but also shares it with me. After watching
the video, I must say that he's not kidding—it is very
dark. Well, it was dark. Our techs have done a great
job with it, so it's definitely worth seeing. And, since
this is the only video to emerge from the production, it's
very valuable, and exclusively available on www.BillyMasters.com.
When we have a world premiere like this long-awaited Equus
clip, it's certainly time to end yet another column. Now,
back to me! Did you catch that subtle plug for my upcoming
birthday? According to the Internet Movie Database and Wikipedia,
I'm going to be 39—and who am I to disagree with such
reliable sources? Your most reliable source for gossip
is www.BillyMasters.com. If you'd like to send me a
birthday wish or ask a question, drop an e-mail to Billy@BillyMasters.com,
and I promise to get back to you before Miss Ross doesn't
want to be seen or heard! Until next time, remember, one
man's filth is another man's bible.
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