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Half a world away, the Tahitian Islands offer winter-weary
travelers some fun in the sun.
By Drew Limsky

I really should have exhibited a little more self-control
in the Swiss Air lounge, the holding area for Tahiti Nui
Airlines. But I'm a sucker for miniature Lindt chocolates.
My binge in the lounge would be a harbinger of the next two
weeks in the Tahitian islands. Usually such a far-flung trip
would spell complication, but this particular trip to the
South Pacific would be one of ease—boats would always
pull up to the dock on time, encounters with locals would
invariably be friendly and schools of brilliantly colored
fish would join me for each swim, as if on cue.
When most people say Tahiti, what they really mean are the
French Polynesian islands that dot the sea over an area the
size of Europe. I flew into the international gateway of
Tahiti on Air Tahiti Nui (with direct flights from Los Angeles
and New York), where the pampering is beyond compare. Most
people just spend a single night here before venturing off
to a more secluded destination, but I stayed a second night
in Tahiti at the luxuriously renovated Sheraton (www.sheratontahiti.com)
so I could experience an island tour that took me away from
the bustling, Frenchified port town of Papeete to sweeping
black-sand beaches and the Faarumai waterfalls, natural springs
and the Arahoho blowhole, coconut stands and a fern-bordered
walkway that led to a swimmable grotto called Maraa.
I'd been in French Polynesia less than 48 hours, and I couldn't
take my eyes off the mountains of Moorea. They are at once
hard and soft, and somehow familiar, like an image from a
half-forgotten dream. The needle-tipped mountains—with
vertical folds making them seem violently crumpled—are
blanketed by an unearthly hue of green.
My next destination was the breathtaking Moorea, a seven-minute
flight or a half-hour ferry from Tahiti. I chose to arrive
by sea—a good plan, since water is what these lagoon
islands are all about. Moorea is a vaguely heart-shaped island
with a pair of improbably scenic bays—Cook's and Opunohu,
the latter of which was the setting for the 1984 version
of Mutiny on the Bounty—cutting deeply into the coast.
Between them rises the nearly 3,000-foot-high Mt. Rotui.
Be sure to rent a car or open-style buggy to drive to Belvedere
Lookout for the full effect.
The Sheraton Moorea (www.sheratonmoorea.com), which has to
be one of the most comfortable, logically designed resorts
in the world, affords magical mountain and canyon vistas,
and sunset views for those lucky enough to score an odd-numbered
overwater bungalow between 101 and 109. The accommodations
boast claw-footed soaking tubs and unique two-level decks,
so your lounge chairs are set just inches above the stunning,
shallow waters (about four to five feet in most places) of
the lagoon. I grabbed a snorkel and some fins and, for an
hour, swam over purple-fringed coral with scores of new friends—yellow
Ragoon butterflyfish, wispy Moorish fish and, my favorite,
the blue-green bullhead parrotfish— joining me for
the ride.
From Moorea, I island-hopped to Huahine, the lush island
to the west. The figure-eight-shaped land mass is the site
of the annual outrigger canoe race each fall and, from my
expansive deck at the Te Tiare Beach Resort (www.tetiarebeachresort.com),
I could see the muscular oarsmen whizzing by, doing their
drills. Huahine lacks the luxurious hotels of its sister
islands, but the deep overwater bungalows at Te Tiare are
spacious and feature awe-inspiring views of the waves washing
over the reef at sunset. My impression of Huahine only improved
when I joined Nomade Yachting's Bora Bora Cruise and was
dropped off at Hana Iti beach, a gorgeous crescent perfect
for swimming and sunning.
Nomade offers the best Tahitian cruising experience by far.
With its 30-odd cabins (as opposed to the monster ships that
troll these waters), the Ti'a Moana is able to deliver personalized
service as staffers ply you with fine French cuisine, glasses
of champagne at sunset and cold towels each time you re-embark
after an excursion. There was a couple from Long Island,
N.Y., on the boat. The trip was a bit of culture shock to
them, owing, in part, to Tomita, the strapping rae-rae (transgendered)
waitress who had once played pro volleyball in the men's
division and giggled whenever she saw me.
Each day brought surprise breakfast buffets or cocktail parties
prepared in the lagoon, with tables and chairs set right
down in the water. One afternoon outing consisted of a Polynesian
lunch of a very tasty poisson cru (raw fish salad with coconut
milk and lime juice). I kayaked everywhere—from the
ship to the motus (islets) and back again. Next to one motu,
I kayaked to the outer reef where the waves broke hard. Coral
was jutting out everywhere, and it was razor sharp—like
gnarled fingernails sticking out of the shallows. There wasn't
much to buy in port, but I did come home with a mother-of-pearl
fishhook necklace that makes me feel exotic when I wear it
on Miami Beach. My photos of port are even better: Whenever
we pulled alongside a dock, local kids would climb up the
Tia Moana's ropes and backflip off the prow.
I found myself nearly in tears one day as we all played volleyball
on a public motu called Iriru, because I was on the other
side of the world on this dot of land playing the most multicultural
volleyball game imaginable, as my teammates and opponents
included prosperous Italians and lithe, native Tahitian girls;
a heavyset Spanish man on his honeymoon and the dark-skinned,
light-eyed "captains" who ferried us around between
the ship and the motus on tenders; a gawky teenage French
boy on holiday with his parents; and, dominating the game,
Tomita in a stylish pareo (wraparound skirt) and sleeveless
turtleneck, her enormous manicured hands spiking and bumping
like nobody's business. Nearby, three beautiful little boys,
probably around 8 years old, sat in a row and laughed at
their own private jokes for hours.
I ended my Tahitian trip on Bora Bora, where I stayed at
the Bora Bora Lagoon Resort (www.boraboralagoon.com). The
benefit of the resort’s location on a motu became immediately
clear: Because it is not on the main island but faces it,
guests are treated to a dead-on view of the double-horned
Mount Pahia. In fact, no resort has a better view of this
iconic and breathtaking sight. The resort has a beautiful
free-form pool (the largest I saw at any Tahitian resort),
and its grounds are so lush that you have to push leaves
out of the way to get to the well-equipped gym or to have
a coconut milk and flower bath in the terrific Maru spa,
which is designed as a treehouse.
As for accommodations, my doors opened up to a view of sea
and sky and nothing else. My bed was comfortable, the bathtub
large, and I was continually drawn to the glass coffee table
over a glass-bottomed floor (you could remove the tabletop
to hear the wavelets and feed the fish).
During my stay, I also checked in to the high-style Meridien
(www.starwoodhotels.com/lemeriden), which felicitously faces
Mount Otemanu's iconic spire (at 2,385 feet, the highest
point on Bora Bora). The resort—quite French in flavor—contains
the area's most ambitious architecture, with thatched roofs
in an arrangement of shapes, grand asymmetrical staircases
that descend to the splendid white-sand beaches and beautiful
restaurants that seem to float above a clear interior lagoon
favored by anglefish the size of dinner plates. But, the
resort's best amenities are the complimentary outrigger sailboats.
I lounged on a canvas net while a skipper maneuvered over
turquoise waters that suddenly turned a deep shade of blue
when the depth increased, as if nature had painted a distinct
line in one inspired stroke.
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