By Colby Scott

Hot New Releases for our dirty bird readers

1 Squirt = Pre-c*m
2 Squirts = Dribble
3 Squirts = Spew
4 Squirts = Gusher

Lots of fun with Channel 1!

Hardware ****

Channel 1 Releasing
Web Site: www.Channel1Releasing.com
DIRECTED BY: Chi Chi LaRue

STARRING: Johnny Hazzard, Theo Blake, Joshua Adams, Chad Thomas, Randy Gunz, Daniel Duarte, Jordan Vaughn, Marc Williams, and Rob Romoni

THE PACKAGE: Desperate for something enticingly new? That's the situation Johnny Hazzard and some of Channel 1 Releasing's hottest models face, so they visit Sex-o-tronic, an erotic virtual fantasy service where their darkest desires are realized. It's a simple premise executed with erotic efficiency and the pay off is absolutely thrilling; honest to God, this is one DVD that had me replaying scenes because they were so frickin' hot.

WHAT'S YOUR GENRE? This set up allows LaRue to create any fantasy and put it on one DVD. Want leather? There's Joshua Adams, one of the sexiest men alive. From his lean body, shaved head, and monster tool, this guy produces a wonderful scene with fellow-pro, Hazzard. But say you want a prison, farm, or even a non-descript room where the fetish involves latex wrestling singlets. Don't worry, LaRue has included them, making Hardware a DVD that served all my dirty moods.

HOT GUYS: Fans of Rob Romoni will be pleased he's back, though methinks he's been hitting the juice. All-American Theo Blake and his butt are gorgeous, while Randy Gunz and Marc Williams are beautiful ebony warriors; I can't wait to see more of them.

TOYS FOR BOYS
Johnny Hazzard Dildo

Chi Chi LaRue's Collexxxion from Rascal Video
Web Site: www.Channel1Releasing.com

WHAT? Johnny Hazzard is one of the hottest men in the industry, and this replica of his super stick is fantastic!

WHY? The toy's size isn't outrageous like some products on the market, and both the coloring and SensaFirm texture look and feel amazingly real. It's firm enough to get the job done and not so hard that you'll hurt yourself. It's also easier and safer than finding a last-minute trick, and besides, isn't your imagination usually better than reality anyway?

I COULDN'T! Stop acting like you haven't fantasized about a dildo. They're amazing fun, and it's really thrilling to watch your favorite star on the screen while banging yourself with his toy. Go ahead, chuckle about it with your friends, but you will not be sorry.

Wicked ****

Channel 1 Releasing
Web Site: www.Channel1Releasing.com
DIRECTED BY: Chi Chi LaRue

STARRING: Brandon Lee, Eddie Stone, Johnny Hazzard, Jan Fischer, Tommy Ritter, Shane Rollins, Jason Hawke, Tag Adams, Joey Milano, and Brent Everett

THE STORY: Top man Brandon Lee is pissing off everyone at Channel 1, and now he's going to get it ... in the ass. In a porn version of A Christmas Carol, Lee watches all the hot happenings he's missing out on because no one likes his attitude. By the finale he realizes that he better change his ways or he'll be out of the biz, and when the bottom doesn't show up for a scene with Shane Rollins, Lee steps in to save the day.

AMAZING TALENT: Most DVDs offer some hot guys, but this one is loaded with them, including the insatiable Tag Adams, adorable Jason Hawke, and former Freshmen of the Year Brent Everett. At every turn, the men are a pleasure to watch.

IS IT WORTH IT? Lee has always been a top, so fans are eager to watch this turning performance. They won't be disappointed because he's a forceful bottom, the kind of guy you dream about (both finding and becoming) and the way he enjoys himself is a true treat. Let's hope this ushers in a new era for Lee, because I'd love to see him switch off again and again!