By Colby Scott

Hot New Releases for our dirty bird readers

Offering more bang for your buck!

Desperate Husbands
All Worlds Video
Website: www.AllWorldsVideo.com
Director: Coco La Chine

THE PACKAGE: This parody of everyone's favorite nighttime soap opens on Poinsettia Lane, where sexy Marc Youngman commits suicide. Brad Benton plays Marc's surviving partner, and at the memorial service all the supposedly straight neighbors begin flirting. There's no huge mystery going on, this is all about how these dirty birds get off while their wives are away. Yum!

THE OUTCOME: It's about time someone started having fun with their porn movies again! Director Coco La Chine deftly balances a wonderful camp parody with highly charged erotic excitement, taking an A-list cast and having them deliver on every level. Kyle Lewis and Joshua Adams have a great romp near the pool, while Benton's healing hump with go-go boy Justin Wells is also stellar. Kent Larson has never looked better, and when placed opposite the beautiful Stetson Gable and flawless Chad Savage, it's like an ultimate fantasy brought to life. These three are hungry for each other, kissing, caressing, and plowing with a passion that is absolutely stunning!

Heaven to Hell
Falcon
Website: www.falconstudios.com
Director: Chi Chi LaRue

THE PACKAGE: This DVD takes a divine story and adds an erotic twist. Dean Monroe plays The Devil, and when The Angel (played by baby-faced, super hung Brad Patton) falls into his dark domain, the movie becomes a sexual adventure in corruption. This isn't a leather movie, per se, but with LaRue's direction there is a kinky twist with sumptuous fabrics, naughty sex toys, and delicious power games. And did I mention you get Patton's first-ever on-screen bottom scene? Talk about a blessing!

THE SALVATION: It begins with Patton having to service and bottom out for both Josh Weston and Joe Sport. It's powerful, like these men have been waiting to plow Patton for ages, and while he isn't an aggressive bottom, fans will enjoy seeing his perfect ass being used. Monroe is a genius Devil, dark and sexy with every movement; when he takes on his three Dogboys , it's a deliciously carnal experience. Later, Erik Rhodes and Matthew Rush, two monsters of muscle, battle it out to see who will be the ultimate sex master. But all this pales to the massive hour-long orgy starring the entire cast. It's amazing, has a DVD of its own, and LaRue does well with making the action both exciting and discernable; if you can get past the horns and body paint this DVD is a sure hit!

Mount Me
Studio 2000
Website: www.Studio2000Video.com
Director: John Travis

THE PACKAGE: Jason Kingsley and Aaron Ashford share a large loft apartment that they use for an art studio and gallery. They both have a major show opening soon and need to prepare, but that doesn't stop them from using the space to get their rocks off. Good times!

THE MASTERPIECE: It's pretty damn hot! Ashford first hooks up with Jason Harley, whom he's painting with an airbrush, and there is a marvelous connection between the two models. Meanwhile, Kingsley and Jed Wilcox play muscle stud boyfriends, and they're the very definition of masculinity with large bodies and furry chests. They suck and poke one another with such gusto that you'll practically be able to smell their sweat. Don't miss the three-way between Jason Ridge, Matthew Green and Joey Milano, where Ridge works as the verbal top to these two dudes; honestly, I want to see Ridge being screwed but he handles the scene very well and makes it truly memorable. Spunk wads for everyone!