By Ken Knox

IN takes to the streets to find out what L.A.'s gay dudes are doing in -- and sometimes out of -- the sheets. Oh, you naughty, naughty boys.

Hang out in any Los Angeles gay bar, and you can bet that 50 percent of the people there are talking or thinking about sex. Whether they're enthusing about how hot the sex is with their current flavor of the week (lucky you), sharing horror stories about the trick they brought home last week who couldn't keep it up (hey, we've all been there, right?), or complaining about how hard it is to get laid in L.A. (dude, how picky are you?), sex dominates a good deal of our time. And why not? As men, we are prone to being horny on a regular basis. It's in our genes. And as a community of (mostly) sexually liberated gay men, we're prone to being even hornier, and we want to get in each other's jeans.

As diverse as our community is, however, our sexual tastes can be just as eclectic, and it's not always easy to tell just what other gay guys are looking for or what they like. This is where we come in. Since we're not afraid to walk up to you guys in public places and say, "Hey, talk about your sex life and pose for a picture," we did just that, and quickly found out that when it comes to talking about sex, you guys are more than happy to do it. From your views on versatility and orgies to seducing a straight guy and f--- buddies, you opened your mouths and spilled the beans about what makes you want to spill your seed. And we salute you for it! Here's to getting laid!

Where is the wildest place you've ever had sex?

John (36, West Hollywood): "I once had sex in the bathroom at the Guggenheim Museum in New York City as a security guard patrolled back and forth outside. God, that was hot."

Steve (33, Long Beach): "It would have had to have been at Sleeping Beauty's Castle at Disneyland. This happened when I first came out of the closet -- and the adrenaline rush was very intense."

Doug (36, West Hollywood): "Believe it or not, I once followed a guy into the courtyard of the Louvre in Paris and f---ed him behind some bushes. So much for art appreciation."

How do you keep sex interesting with a boyfriend?

Ross (37, Van Nuys): "It's a sad answer, but with my ex it was drugs. I should point out, however, that this is a big reason why he is now my ex."

Mario (36, Hollywood): "Boyfriends? Interesting sex? Isn't that an oxymoron?"

Jerry (38, West Hollywood): "Trying different things, going camping and doing it in the wild."

Doug: "Um, having sex with others instead."

What's the easiest way to get a straight guy to say yes to a blowjob?

John: "The easiest way to get a guy to say yes is ask him, 'Do you want some free beer?' Works every time."

Ross: "I suppose a $100 wouldn't hurt."

Ratana (26, West Holllywood): "A night out at the strip club and a threeway with a slutty, hot girl."

Is it possible to turn a f--- buddy into a boyfriend?

Al (36, Studio City): "Probably not. Why would you want to? You're obviously only interested in them for one thing, which is the same reason they're interested in you. So it could probably never go beyond that."

Bob: "I've heard of it happening. For two horndogs who love being players, though, how long could monogamy possibly last? Guys that love the freedom and the variety of having f--- buddies are hard-pressed to give that up -- unless you agree on an open relationship."

Ross: "My current partner started out as a f--- buddy. I think you're more likely to let it all hang out with a f--- buddy, and that sort of honesty is more conducive to building a successful relationship."

Steve: "Sure. To me, this can work the same way as falling in love with your best friend. Which, actually, is not always a good thing."

Demetri (34, West Hollywood): "A purely sexual relationship can always lead to something more meaningful, but don't count on finding your next healthy relationship at the bathhouse."

Ratana: "Actually, it's a pretty thin line between the two in this town."

What's the craziest thing a guy has ever yelled out while having sex with you?

Mario: "Son, keep your goddamn mouth shut or there will be no Love Boat for you this week!"

Ross: "He didn't really say anything, but just turned his head to the side and vomited. He was drunk, so I'm hoping it wasn't a comment on my performance."

John: "'Call 911!' Then he ripped the sheets and passed out."

Demetri: "The screams are always muffled by the pillow, so they usually just sound like Kenny from South Park."

Do you like strict top and bottom roles, or do you prefer guys who are versatile?

Demetri: "Variety is the spice of life, right? Personally, I don't trust guys who are completely one way or the other. You have to mix it up and experience everything that life has to offer. Just breathe deep and take it like a man."

Al: "I don't like roles. It just makes people more rigid. People should be up to doing anything when it comes to that first time connection."

Jerry: "I always want the option to be versatile, but my favorite is to be the bottom."

Steve: "I prefer versatile guys. For me there is something very intimate about sharing one's self in this way. For me to be inside of someone and let someone inside of me creates a oneness with each other."

Bob: "Rarely do I come to sex with an agenda. When I hook up with a guy, I like to explore and see where things take us. There are some times when you feel like a top and sometimes when you just want to ride a hot buddy."

Ross: "Versatility sounds equitable -- and it certainly increases your pool of potential sex partners -- but why do something you don't really enjoy? As long as you can find a partner who's happy with the roles, you should be all set."

Mario: "OK, let's see: Single Colombian male seeks bossy bottom boys with no gag reflex and a winning smile. I enjoy fine dining, puppies, and getting blown by two guys at once. In other words, I'm a top."