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By Paul V.
Singeled Out
Sia -- Breathe Me -- Universal
It was the song that ended Six Feet Under, it appeared
on CSI, and now it's in trailers for Jennifer Aniston's
film, Derailed. Inhale "Breathe Me," the scintillating
new single from Australian singer/songwriter Sia (once
known as the vocalist from Zero 7). Whenever it plays,
everyone asks: "Who sings this song?"
Madonna -- Confessions On A Dancefloor
-- Maverick 
When I went to write this review, I thought to myself:
What could I possibly say about the new Madonna record
that hasn't already been said a gazillion times now? Anyone
with a pulse felt the buzz come early and quick that M
was making a record to keep the boys dancing, by looking
back into the past for inspiration. Not so much to copy
or rehash herself (although you will hear snatches of old
licks), but to remember what it was like to be a hungry
20-year-old scenester, carting around an acetate pressing
of your debut "dance hit," and begging club
DJs all over early-'80s Manhattan to spin it. Obviously,
those DJs bit and the rest is herstory, as they say. While
Madonna hasn't been that hungry for a while now, she's
never forgotten that dance clubs -- and more specifically
gay people -- put her on, and kept her on, the map/pedestal/throne
since those days in the Big Apple. While we applauded her
for getting political on her last record, we knew she could
do better than rhyming "lattes" with "pilates" (well,
OK, rhyming "New York" with "dork" here
ain't much of a stretch either, but c'mon -- when do
we buy Madonna records for the lyrics?).
One constant all these years is to find the hot shit producer
of the moment, to keep her vibe as contemporary as possible,
and this time around, it's Stuart Price -- aka Jaques
LuCont aka Thin White Duke aka Paper Faces. Price's knob-twisting -- which
adds some humor and sparkle to fellow Madonna collaborator
Mirwais -- has spit-polished some of the best remixes
of the last few years, from Scissor Sisters to Britney
to Goldfrapp to The Killers to Gwen/No Doubt. Price's signature
oeuvre lays down extra-thick humming basslines, heavily
filtered synths, and massive electro beats that literally
smack you in the solar plexus. Perfect examples of his
genius kick off the continuous, DJ-mixed Confessions -- the
ABBA-sampled instant smash "Hung Up," the
stardust sprinkled "Get Together," and the
Jacksons-go-electroclash vibe of "Sorry." And
Price does his best Giorgio Moroder salute on the hypnotic "Future
Lovers," washing that famous "I Feel Love" keyboard
sequence in acid and grime. On the aforementioned "I
Love New York," Madge practically pulls her rubber
gasket bracelets, crucifixes, and fingerless gloves outta
the dust bin, thrusting like she's racing down Broadway
in a beat up taxi cab, trying to make last-call at Danceteria.
It's Madonna at her sassiest (but in the old days, she'd
never bother to censor herself when telling someone to "f-off".
Then again, Lourdes & Rocco are listening now). And
did you notice that riff stolen from The Stooges' "I
Wanna Be Your Dog"? It should also be noted that
Madonna's vocals haven't sounded this natural and unprocessed
since the early days, and except for a few vocoder moments
here and there, it's a nice touch.
One of my favorite tracks is "Jump," co-written
with her brother-in-law Joe Henry (he also penned "Don't
Tell Me"). The vocal hook is instantly infectious
and those luscious strings and disco high-hats make this
yet another club-ready stomper, not to mention a more than
slightly blatant Pet Shop Boys' "West End Girls" rewrite.
Even when the confessional doors actually swing open on "How
High," where Madonna muses on her fame and mammoth
celebrity -- a misstep on American Life -- it doesn't
feel preachy and creepy when someone of her largess tries
to keep her feet on the ground. LL Cool J once shouted "Don't
call it a comeback," but seriously, Confessions
On A Dance Floor is as close to a comeback as you can get,
right up there with John Travolta in Pulp Fiction and missy
herself, via Ray Of Light. The Queen Of Pop's best work
always marries the rapturous with the introspective, and
this is no exception. Indeed, this much-hyped disco-ball
odyssey lets each reflected emotional arc stare right back
at you -- yes, you -- while your shirt is off,
your heart is pumping, and your feet are moving. It's an
iconic wash of neon, glitz, glamour, and glee, and we could
sure use some of that right now. And just when you thought
Gwen, Britney, Christina, or Hillary, et al were starting
to nip at her heels, LaMadonna slaps on some leotards,
feathers her hair, puts the most bitchin' bod in pop inside
some 6-inch heels, and proves she can still kick her legs
up higher and faster than all those bitches combined. And
the dance is the inspiration.
Catch Paul V. spinning tunes in Silver Lake: "MegaMonday" at
MJ's, Dragstrip 66 (second Saturday each month at
1160 Vermont Avenue), Spit (third Saturday each month at
Faultline), and "Milkshake" Thursday nights
at MJ's. Tune in for his "Smash Mix" on
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