By Colby Scott

Hot New Releases for our dirty bird readers

1 Squirt = Pre-c*m
2 Squirts = Dribble
3 Squirts = Spew
4 Squirts = Gusher

Three great ways to spend your holidays.

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MARS NEEDS MEN
All Worlds Video
WEB SITE: www.AllWorldsVideo.com
DIRECTED BY: Jett Blakk

OUT OF THIS WORLD: Don't worry, it's not one of those Martian/human sex movies. The set up for Mars Needs Men involves the infamous 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast on Halloween night. The first scene features sex pig Troy Punk and muscled cutie Jason Hawke, who believe the broadcast is real and decide to have one last orgasm before they die. These two dudes are always great, and placed together it's a stupendous scene. A similar incident involves soldier Nick Capra who worries he'll run into an alien. Instead, he finds Mario Cruz and what results is some nice gay butt love. Meanwhile, Brett Mathews and Jason Crew have a scene at a radio station that is pretty good, but it's the three-way with sexy cover boy Jason Ridge and Luciano Haas taking advantage of farmer Ty Hudson that really rocks. From a campy set up to three pulse-pounding climaxes, this trio really knows how to deliver. If you don't mind MNM's hokey set up, you'll have a great ride.

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UNZIPPED
Studio 2000
WEB SITE: www.Studio2000Video.com
DIRECTED BY: Derek Kent

THE HOMO HOUSE: There is no real story in director Derek Kent's latest release, but this master auteur of all things twink has created a beautiful house where super sexy men from Studio 2000 come to play. The first scene brings together Jason Ridge and Tony Bishop, and while Ridge performs with his usual appeal, it's dirty bird Bishop -- with a tattoo on his meaty tool -- that took me by surprise. His presence is commanding, his hunger for Ridge's rod seems unstoppable, and when this dynamic duo flip-flops in the top position it's a joy to watch. Cute young bucks Jake Havoc and Brett Matthews go at it, though the scene comes across as being fairly standard. Matt Van Dorn and Devin Bleu's pool scene becomes a sizzling three-way when they're joined by Tyler Austinn, but for my money, the finale with super stud Jed Willcox opposite powerhouse Matthew Green really rocks. These two have a supremely hot sexual energy that was definitely worth the price of admission.

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LOVE AND LUST
Lucas Kazan/Sarava Production
WEB SITE: www.LucasKazan.com
DIRECTED BY: Lucas Kazan

THE ROMANTIC, THE CYNIC AND THE WHORE: Who you gonna love most? When it comes to a Lucas Kazan production it's always tough to decide because he consistently assembles the hottest men around for very real and passionate scenes. The story surrounds Giorgio Salieri, who has given up on men and escaped to a gorgeous Tuscan village for some solace. Little does he realize that the town is teaming with horny hunks, including dark-haired cover man Jean Franko (the whore) and the classically handsome Roberto Giorgio (the romantic), both of whom want to woo Salieri. In the process of seeing this plot fulfilled, Franko takes on Matthias Vannelli and Lucas Andrades in a brilliant display of masculine sex gone wild. Later, workmen Ricky Martinez and Karel Rok display a lust that seems truly unquenchable and deliciously naughty. But what really makes this DVD come together is Kazan's ability to weave eroticism with a skilled sense of romance, and the last scene is one you will definitely want to watch. These aren't simply beautiful men going through the motions, but guys who love gay sex to the fullest. Trust me when I say they won't be the only things dripping with sweet love by the end of this DVD.