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The Air is Cold but the Cars are Hot Every January in Detroit
By Steve Siler
The 2006 Auto Show season officially began with the Los
Angeles Auto Show (covered in issue 8.24), and on the heels
of our show was Detroit's pullin'-out-the-stops North American
International Auto Show. Between the two, we saw a bevy of
tempting new production cars as well as a scintillating array
of concept cars that offer a glimpse into the future of four-wheeled
transportation.
Yes, by all accounts, Detroit has the better show, in large
part because the two shows overlap. Incidentally, the Los
Angeles Auto Show will move to November to solve that problem,
so you can count on next year being a little different.
Production Cars
2007 Toyota Camry
Not that many of us drive Camrys now, but with the decidedly
sexier look of this one, it wouldn't surprise me to see more
of these in gay driveways in the future. Not much different
in size compared with the 2006 model, this new one boasts
a bunch more cool stuff inside, like a 440-watt sound system,
Bluetooth connectivity and reclining rear seats (ahem). And
it will be offered as a hybrid that will add electric power
to a miserly four-cylinder engine to deliver V-6 performance
with outstanding fuel economy.
2007 Jeep Wrangler
Hey now, Jeep! That's one of our favorite cars you're messing
around with this year! But what is this? Have you actually
made it better? Is this an improvement? Sure looks that way.
Indeed, the iconic Wrangler has been completely redesigned
with new innards, crisply ironed clothes and a new, more
comfortable interior, yet survived with all its Jeep-ness
intact. Can't wait to get dirty in it.
2007 Lincoln MKX
Ever heard of the Lincoln Aviator? Probably not. Well,
no matter, because the fetching new MKX will be replacing
the Aviator -- which was essentially a
rebodied Explorer made to look and feel like the portly
Navigator -- come fall. In addition to a new, alphanumeric
name (a theme that most new Lincolns will adhere to in coming
years), the Aviator will be much, much more comfortable and
really nice to look at. Performance will also be significantly
sportier, more like an Infiniti FX than a Navigator. Options
like swiveling headlamps and an all-glass roof are expected.
2007 Lexus LS460
Like the Toyota Camry, the Lexus LS hasn't registered much
of a blip on our gay radar screens in all of its 16 years
on the market. But that may change come fall, when this gorgeous
new version hits the street. Once again, Lexus is competing
with the biggest of the big boys, but this time (for the
first time?), the LS is arguably the best looking of anything
in its competitive set, prompting more than one of us to
say that this is what the Mercedes-Benz S-Class or BMW 7-Series
should look like. As for how it drives, well, I'll tell you
as soon as I know myself. In the meantime, savor its clean
lines and hope that the Germans are watching.
2007 Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder

Here's one for the extroverts (like me). By summer of this
year, Santa Monica Boulevard should be burgeoning with new,
convertible Mitsubishi Eclipses. Boasting a cloth top, awesome
stereos and what could be the best butt of any car anywhere,
the new Eclipse is a feast for the eyes and ears.
2007 Dodge Caliber
Within a couple of months, Dodge will have replaced its
dimming Neon subcompact sedan with this funky, modern five-door.
Available only with this cool hatchback body style, at least
for now, the newly christened Caliber will serve as Dodge's
entry-level vehicle, yet boast many niceties that you might
not expect in a compact car. I will be driving this car very
soon, so watch these pages for a thorough review in an upcoming
issue.
Concept Cars
Dodge Challenger Concept
Chances of production: quite good
Flashback to 1970, when the muscle car wave was cresting
and the cars were loud, fast, and hairy-chested. Now, if
you can imagine the Duke brothers sliding across the hood
of the new Challenger concept, you're not alone (although
you hardcore Dukes fans will surely remember that the Challenger
was actually Daisy's car, while Bo and Luke drove the Charger).
As for the car itself, it's built on the same platform as
the Bentley-esque Chrysler 300 and Dodge Charger sedans,
which dramatically increases its likelihood of being produced.
We also love the carbon fiber hood stripes, neon taillights
and hyper-cool retro interior.
Chevrolet Camaro Concept
Chances of production: so-so
Unlike the Challenger, which is based on a production car,
the Camaro concept would require a significant investment
in new car-chitecture if it's gonna make it to production.
That said, with its sexy styling gaining a wildly enthusiastic
reception at the Detroit show, GM would be remiss not to
make that investment in order to present a worthy rival to
the Ford Mustang, especially if they could keep the concept's
Corvette-based V-8 (with fuel-saving cylinder deactivation),
modern suspension and bad-boy curves. Can't you just see
the convertible version?
Volvo C30 Design Concept
Chances of production: You'll see this here as the new
C30 by fall.

One of the coolest and sexiest new cars coming our way
was shown officially as a "Design Concept" this
year in Detroit: the Volvo C30. Combining the best of Volvo's
current (S40) and past (P1800) design themes, the C30 Design
Concept is a small, three-door coupe that shows just how
cool a hatchback can look if the design is done well enough.
I am assured that this car will be produced sooner than later.
Whether it will be offered in this car's white-and-bronze,
two-tone color scheme remains to be seen, but trust me, in
person this car looked spectacular. I can't wait.
Nissan Urge Concept
Chances of production: pretty slim
Like to show off? Consider this slick concept from Nissan
that bares all in a combination of motorcycle-like minimalism
with car-like stability. Two passengers sit up front, while
a third can sit in the middle behind them. The engine is
exposed, as is much of the aluminum structural componentry.
Perhaps the coolest thing, however (besides the leg-baring
see-through doors), is the drop-down Xbox360 gaming screen
that allows you to play Project Gotham Racing 3 using the
car's own steering wheel and pedals as controls.
Hyundai HCD-9 Talus
Chances of production: not bad
Interesting concept, this little Hyundai. It's luxurious,
it's sporty and it could very well portend a future, high-end
Hyundai -- a concept that no longer seems like the oxymoron
we'd have laughed off five years ago. The four-door coupe
rides higher than most cars, is powered by a V-8 and features "optional" four-wheel
drive to get over those big curbs. Four seats face a blue-LED
illuminated dashboard with center stack controls designed
(and I'm quoting from the Hyundai press kit here) "to
look like a jeweled pendant hanging from a necklace." Sounds
like a gay shoe-in to me. Fabulous.
Kia Soul
Chances of production: pretty good
Figuring, we suppose, that what worked for Toyota's kiddie
division, Scion, may work for it too, Kia launched the Soul
(not to be confused with Seoul) crossover. The Soul is a
funky box on wheels that contains tons of useful space and
nifty interior styling that includes nighttime illumination
consisting of light-ringed sunroofs instead of traditional
dome lights. Many more cool ideas abound, such as center-opening "freestyle" doors
and a multimedia/gaming station, but most interesting to
me is that instead of being powered by some zany, futuristic
engine, the Soul is motivated by a rather workaday four-cylinder
engine, which, to me anyway, means that it's about ready
for production.
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