By Colby Scott

Hot New Releases for our dirty bird readers

1 Squirt = Pre-c*m
2 Squirts = Dribble
3 Squirts = Spew
4 Squirts = Gusher

Hot Poppin' Fun!

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UP ALL NIGHT

Falcon Studios
www.FalconStudios.com
DIRECTED BY: Jim Steel

ALL NIGHT LONG: Dark-haired beauty Dean Monroe is one hell of an exhibitionist and that launches Up All Night. As Monroe deftly dabbles with some super-sized sex toys, various men throughout the Falcon universe are watching and turned on, thus inspiring them to have sex with one another.

The action begins with dreamy cover man, Ethan Kage getting it on with beautiful Tyler Hill. Bam! Did you hear that? It's the explosion created when two of the hottest men in creation grope, stroke, suck and fuck for your personal pleasure. Other hot marks include Trevor Knight and on-screen boyfriend Derrick Vineyard who hire my favorite bald buddy, Maxx Diesel. They poke and prod that stud with abandon, and the final money shot-facials all over Diesel are luscious. Monroe also returns for some action with Matthew Rush and Kyle Lewis, who both take turns topping this perky power bottom. If you love the butt, then this finale is a winner.

The whole DVD collects truly hot models -- a skill that Falcon perfected long ago -- and there's nothing outlandish or too wild; it's definitely worth the investment.

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BEYOND PERFECT

Colt Studios
www.ColtStudios.com
DIRECTED BY: Jerry Douglas

COUPLES CARNAL COUNSELING. Things look rocky for lovers Brad Patton and Jerry Douglas when Patton walks in on Douglas poking another man, but Douglas suggests they go to counseling to work out their issues. Using a therapist to guide them, the duo relives their relationship as we watch all the hot, naughty action.

It starts with their first meeting at a sex club (how romantic!), where Andy Briggs, Adam North, Chad Thomas, Jason Crew, Danny Lopez, Marc Sterling, and Marcus Iron all pitch in for some seriously hot action. This well-filmed sequence allows us to really enjoy the man-on-man action without getting lost in all those bodies.

Later we see Patton hooking up with Marc Sterling, and then another session where Patton and Kingsley watch neighbor Pete Ross screw Timmy Thomas and Justin Gemini. This scene lets the couple understand that they can do more than just have oral sex; I guess they're total tops, which makes me sad because it means they haven't experienced the pleasures of gay butt love.

But that condition changes as they open up to their full fag potential and engage in the mother of all flip-flop fests. The movie itself sometimes lags, but this ending is really stellar and makes the whole experience worthwhile.

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WORLD SPLASH ORGY 2005

All Worlds Video
www.AllWorldsVideo.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! All Worlds Video celebrated its 20th anniversary by inviting 28 dudes to a massive orgy at a Palm Springs estate. Very continental!

The premise seems like a sure sell from a marketing perspective, especially with names like Jason Hawke, Arpad Miklos, Dillon Press, and Chad Savage in attendance. But when you have that many men in an outdoor location there are certain distractions: 1. It looks uncomfortably hot; 2. I worried about sunburn on numerous bald heads and butts; 3. Without a cohesive directorial focus the feeling is somewhat chaotic and disjointed.

The DVD is certainly great on many levels. I am a huge All Worlds fan and there were definitely moments when I popped my shot just watching these models. Likewise, the interviews with Chi Chi LaRue were really fascinating for any porn fan, and if you love these enormous orgies then you'll be in heaven. But for me, a tight script and direction is always the best approach.