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By Drew Limsky
On Hawaii's most popular island, traveling off the beaten
path brings the most rewarding holiday experiences.

The worst thing about Waikiki Beach is its crowds, and
the best thing about Waikiki Beach is its crowds. It's
almost always high season in Waikiki, Greg Brady on a surfboard
made sure of that 30 years ago. With high-rise hotels that
don't so much line the beach as cluster along it like thick
knots on a nautical rope, this thin, sandy crescent on
Oahu's south shore has been the dream getaway of Middle
Americans for generations. And they're here in full force,
either ghost-white or dangerously sunburned, an alarming
number of them morbidly obese, thronging the sidewalks.
They're haphazardly dressed, in souvenir tank tops with
armholes the size of whole watermelon rinds, a line of
25 of them in a desperate queue, waiting at 10 in the morning
for the Cheesecake Factory to open up. I don't know about
you, but eight-inch tall slabs of cake from a nationwide
chain don't quite say "aloha" to me.
So what is the best thing about the crowds in Waikiki?
They stay in Waikiki, leaving the rest of Oahu to anyone
who is the tiniest bit adventurous. In Waikiki, that means
anyone who has bothered to rent a car. Heck, even a 15-minute
walk from the beach town's frenetic center can yield a
measure of serenity. There's a lot to see and love on this
island, which truly has as much to offer as any of the
outer islands (Maui, Kauai) that have long eclipsed it
among the chic set. Oahu has been so long out of fashion
that it's in again.
Truth be told, Waikiki without all those people, is lovely.
Kalakaua Avenue, the main street that runs parallel to
the beach, is immaculate and it's improving commercially.
Some of the cookie-cutter circa-1971 hotels are coming
down, to be replaced by others that hopefully will look
a little less Hawaii Five-O. On some blocks, high-end shops
(Diesel, Gucci, Tiffany) even outnumber the ubiquitous
ABC convenience stores (37 in Waikiki alone). The jogging
paths and outrigger canoeing on Ala Wai Canal, just a few
blocks parallel to the shore, may also surprise you with
the way they represent the unique scenic appeal of Hawaii.
And the afternoon's golden light and the sight of Diamond
Head still work their magic, especially when viewed from
your terrace at the Halekulani, the sleek, Asian-accented
luxury hotel that is one of the best in the state. The
top rooms, including the newly unveiled suite designed
by Vera Wang, offer jaw-dropping, panoramic views of the
beach that culminate in that famous diamond peak. For those
who can pony up the cost, the Halekulani is serenity defined,
with rich teak interiors, grassy courtyards, and a creatively
tiled oceanside pool. Treatments at Spa Halekulani begin
with a strangely invigorating ritual foot pounding, and
once inside your treatment room, you are given a choice
of music and temperatures.
And there's no denying that Waikiki contains Oahu's only
gay scene of note. Different stretches of Waikiki have
their own names, and Hula's, the bar with the lively terrace
scene that goes all day and all night, is convenient to
the gay beach, which, appropriately enough, is called Queen's.
Queen's is a beautiful, peaceful spot near Kapiolani Park
with a rock jetty, a snack bar, and a strolling strip.
It is the best place (maybe the only place) on Waikiki
where you can feel comfortable in your Speedo. Though the
beach here is tiny and a little rocky, and the crowd isn't
going to rival Miami Beach for pulchritude, the swimming
is decent, and you can lie out on either the sand or on
the palm grove above it.
Rent a car -- make it a convertible -- and your trip to
Oahu will be unforgettable. An hour's drive up dramatic,
coastal Highway 72 will bring you to the funky, laid-back
beach town of Kailua, and its neighbor Lanikai. With
its movie star homeowners (Michelle Pfeiffer is one)
and its multi-leveled homes accessible to the beach by
narrow stairways and footpaths, residential Lanikai is
the Laguna Beach of Oahu. The beach is great for walking
or swimming; there may or may not be a gay crowd, but
the locals are too cool to care what you're doing or
who you're with. Stop in for a burger in a shack called
Buzz's to taste the true Lanikai vibe.
A drive to the north shore, fabled for its surfing scene,
is also worthwhile. Winters are perfect for watching the
30-foot waves roll in; there's a reason Hawaii is called
the drowning capital of the world, so wait for a summer
visit if you want to swim at Sunset Beach, one of the north
shore's most gorgeous. Even then (and this goes for all
the beaches on the Hawaiian islands), heed the warning
flags, and check with the lifeguard about conditions before
venturing in. Café Haleiwa is the place to go for breakfast
or lunch -- lots of military and surfer eye-candy.
Waikiki, while no Paris, does have good dining, often with
atmosphere to spare. Run, don't walk, to the Hanohano Room
at the top of the Sheraton Waikiki. The setting is very
Towering Inferno (great views), and the cuisine is inspired,
with a new fine-dining menu. The seared foie gras is top
notch. Also save a night for Michel's fine French, much
of it prepared tableside. It's a real special occasion
venue -- if you snag a table by the window you'll be almost
arm's length from swaying palms and the soft, nighttime
surf. Halekulani's fine dining restaurant, Le Mer, serves
up exquisite delicacies like scallops with boursin ravioli.
For Hawaiian regional cooking in a more casual setting,
try the Diamond Head Grill in the Balinese-inspired W Hotel.
Of the many hotels right on Waikiki Beach, only a handful
are choice. The century-old Moana Surfrider, now a Sheraton,
is the oldest hotel here, and it's a lovely Victorian,
painstakingly restored. Be sure to have breakfast on the
ocean-facing veranda, where ladies in traditional garb
wheel wooden carts to your table, and set down three-tiered
continental breakfast samplers in front of you. The hotel
surrounds one of the world's largest Banyan trees, planted
in 1885, and the common areas boast historical photos and
artifacts attesting to Waikiki's birth as a resort destination,
the place where the richest of the rich once disembarked
with their Bentleys and their household staffs to stay
for the winter. Tip: the units ending in 24 are small but
well-appointed corner rooms with all-water views.
The Moana's sister hotel, the Royal Hawaiian, retains its
Moorish charm. It's still hot pink, with striking royal
blue urns resting in niches in the roofline. The Abhasa
Spa offers an array of treatments utilizing local ingredients.
Dine alfresco in the Surf Room, or next door at Duke's
for fresh grilled fish, burgers, and pizza. Grey's Beach,
in front of the Royal's famed cordoned-off sandbox, is
known to draw a gay crowd on weekends, but the day I emerged
from the water there, a bovine Midwestern Buddha took one
look at me and drawled, "He wouldn't last five minutes
at home in a bikini like that." Needless to say, on
my local, non-road trip days, I stuck to Queen's.
For the ultimate in luxury, the Halekulani battles it out
with the Mandarin Oriental, a 10-minute drive away in Kahala,
the Beverly Hills of Oahu. The Mandarin still retains cool
retro '60s touches from the days when it was Conrad Hilton's
showplace, and it has some impressive features, not the
least of which is a private sandy beach, elegant alfresco
cabana dining, and onsite dolphin encounters (a must-try
experience). Hoku's is one of Oahu's best fusion restaurants:
tasty dishes include the dim-sum and the kiawe-grilled
tiger prawns. The guest rooms have luscious canopy beds
and expansive bathrooms.
Both the Halekulani and the Mandarin are at the forefront
of the private spa suite trend. There are no communal spa
areas per se, though the Mandarin has a men's wet area "Jacuzzi,
steam" off the gym. Instead, your treatment suite
becomes your private sanctuary with a steam-shower (the
Halekulani), or an infinity soaking tub (the Mandarin).
The Mandarin is one of those hotels with a sophisticated,
beautiful-people following. Best of all was its strong
gay presence: I counted a half-dozen gay couples, some
in Speedos and square-cuts, and not one drawled protest
could be heard around the shimmering oval pool.
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