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While searching for the perfect beach, one traveler finds
unexpected pleasures along the way.
By Drew Limsky

At the Tikal ruins in Guatemala, my partner
Chris and I hired a driver to take us into Belize. After
having crossed the border, we were hot, dirty, and in no
mood to look for transportation to our ultimate destination:
Placencia, which was reputed to have some of the most beautiful
beaches in the world. Our driver, Rodrigo, was worried
about getting back across the border before it closed at
8 o'clock, but our offer of $100 enticed him to stick with
us.
After stopping along the Hummingbird Highway at a fabled
swimming hole called the Blue Hole, we made good time working
our way down the coast. The nicely paved road turned red
and dusty as we looked for signs for the Inn at Robert's
Grove, which was due south of Seine Bight, a Garifuna fishing
community. Seine Bight was not the charming village the books
described, but rather a shantytown with slapdash wooden huts
perched precariously on stilts, and children walking around
in dirty clothes and peeking out of windows without screens
or glass.
"Are you sure this is where you're going?" Rodrigo
asked us. "It's just a few miles down the road," I
said, not wholly convinced. At one point, he hung a left
and stopped at a one-room shack that looked like it was about
to tip over. "That's your hotel," he said. He waited
a beat, then laughed at his little joke. So did we, nervously.
Back on the road, we saw slivers of ocean fly by between
the huts. In Guatemala, we'd swum in beautiful lakes, but
to me, a tropical vacation means the beach. I was getting
impatient to dive in. Meanwhile, the van's tires were churning
up gravel, and Rodrigo seemed fearful for the well-being
of his vehicle. But when we pulled into the driveway of Robert's
Grove, Rodrigo stopped scowling. There was a delicate wooden
archway marking the entrance, a trickling fountain, bougainvillea
growing everywhere, and a tennis court visible through the
flowers. We got out, unloaded our bags, gave Rodrigo his
fare and all the rest of the Guatemalan cash we had left.
He smiled broadly and drove away.
The inn's owners, Risa and Robert Frackman, have done everything
possible to achieve a sense of luxury on this edge-of-the-world
destination. Our room on the second floor was expansive and
charming, with a king bed, cathedral ceilings, and—unique
for this part of the world—a European-style air conditioning
unit with a remote control wand. Our deck had a hammock and
an ocean view. One night, Chris and I enjoyed a 360-degree
sunset from a rooftop Jacuzzi until a flash storm caused
us to make an end-run for the room, but aside from that,
the weather was fine—hot and sunny, with tradewinds
working their magic at night.
There were two colorfully tiled pools just steps from the
sand, which was a good thing, because there was some sea
grass in the ocean. The town of Placencia rests at the very
tip of the peninsula, so one afternoon Chris and I set out
for it. We walked along the beach instead of on the road,
because we were also hoping to find clearer water to swim
in along the way. We quickly realized that the water in front
of our hotel, while not optimal, was the most appealing on
this part of the coast.
Brown seaweed was deposited in large clumps all along the
shore on the way to town, hardly our beach paradise. Swimming
was unthinkable, and my vision of a perfect tropical beach
was sinking fast.
We'd walked nearly an hour when we discovered the Turtle
Inn, a resort composed of luxurious one-bedroom cottages
and two-bedroom villas owned by Francis Ford Coppola. The
place seemed more than a little influenced by the setting
of Apocalypse Now, with Balinese-style thatched-roof accommodations
set on the beach. The staff of Belizean boys were costumed,
somewhat jarringly, in bright-blue Balinese garments. We
had delicious Italian-style shrimp dishes for lunch and met
the manager, who told us that rooms were available.
The town of Placencia was disappointing. We saw meager
structures on either side of an unremarkable path, the concrete
sidewalk touted by the Guinness Book of World Records as
the world's narrowest "street." Some of the buildings
included a few inexpensive hotels we had spotted on the Internet
and had considered staying at. Needless to say, we were happy
with our choice of Robert's Grove.
Belize is one of the world's great diving capitals, so
we ventured out on a snorkeling excursion run by the Rum
Point Inn, a modest but clean-looking assortment of beach
cottages. After a pleasant 45-minute boat ride, we arrived
at Laughing Bird Caye, where a friendly and knowledgeable
guide led us on an undersea journey of brilliant purple coral,
dense schools of tiny translucent fish, and perfect conches
half buried in the sand.
Because we'd been so impressed with our lunch at the Turtle
Inn, we decided to check in for a couple of nights. There
were two kinds of accommodations: one-bedroom cabanas and
two bedroom villas. The units were surprisingly affordable;
we met a couple from New York who had found their beachfront
cottage on the Internet for $149. The hotel's posted rates
weren't much steeper. Our villa had a screened-in living
space and a dining area outfitted with handcrafted furniture.
On either side of the living area was a bedroom wing that
led to a large bathroom, which in turn opened up to a private
outdoor shower set in a Japanese rock garden. We used organic
soaps with names like Honey Oat and Orange Swirl for our
showers in the sun. Unforgettable.
The hotel drew an international set, many of whom had also
stayed at Blancaneaux, Coppola's inland eco-lodge in the
forested Cayo section of the country. A hotel driver took
us there for $100 each, a sum we thought was pricey. The
road was in poor shape—we lost a tire, and had to wait
by the side of the road for another Blancaneaux driver to
pick us up.
The costly, arduous trip was worth it—lots of star-quality
at this place, where the textiles in the gift shop were marked, "Hand-selected
by Eleanor Coppola." We were awarded Coppola's own villa
because nothing else was left. (Coppola's villa at the Turtle
Inn is also available for paying guests.) It had decks on
several levels, an outstanding view of the Privassion River
falls, a long dining table, presumably for those Coppola
family weekends, and even a Coppola family portrait on the
wall (including Nicholas Cage and Sophia Coppola). We took
a picture of the picture. The nearby swimming holes formed
by the river were glorious, and we took a hike that was a
little long for my taste, but we were rewarded with a hyperbolically
billed 1,000-foot waterfall that tumbled dramatically into
a natural pool that we had all to ourselves. It wasn't a
beach, but it was still wonderful.
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